Believe it or not, I have finally figured out men. And yes they are from Mars. I mean who would have thought that men could ever complete a woman. Complete? More like damage a well working woman into a total shapeless and a psychotic maniac. Men just don't have a heart. That is something I finally proved. THEY. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. FREAKIN. HEART. Instead they have a ticking timer in there that just switches off once it has reached it's limit. And which is winded up from time to time as their point of interest changes. So... I have classified all men into 4 main types;
1. The men who lie. If they say they are sleeping, it means they are partying. If they say they are playing cricket, well they are prolly screwing the girl next door. Freakin liars are the hardest to figure out, because they are as sweet as the sweetest sugar. And they chocolate coat you with the thickest layer so you are never be able to look past to their stupid lies. Every second of their lives is a lie. They breathe lies, they eat lies. And worst of all...they break your trust again, and again and again till it's beyond repair. All shredded into tiny little sharded pieces! Their life is a lie and so is their existence. Better to just let them rot in their thick web of lies and mistrusts.
2. The men who never have time. Money money money. The point of their living is making money. And will only look at you if you are dressed in paper money with diamonds dripping out of your eyes and everywhere else. They put you on the sidelines for when they are horny or need a 2 minute breather from the greedy machine that they have become. Throwing a hi from now and then and making the worst excuses ever. Sure they have time to party with the hottest chicks and to go drinking with the closest buddies. But it when it comes to you, they just don't have the freakin time! The projects are just too important, or the cellphones just not with them. Yeright. Be a man and say to our face that you are just not interested. We won't cry, just drop you like an ugly big spider and switch over to a better guy who doesn't fry money for dinner.
3. The men who don't respect women. All they see standing in front of them are body parts to be used to relieve themselves. Just sweet talk us women into passion and pleasure is all yours. The brainless men who just don't care whether a women has needs too, or whether her faking noises becomes too overrated and boring at times. Men like these don't know the color of your eyes because they are just too busy talking to the other two 'eyes' at all times. Hell, for once look up to into our face and recognize that we are that powerful being that can break your stick into two if we want to. But guess what, we are not part of your cow-brained horny group and we respect a person for being a human!
4. The men who don't exist. These men are perfect gentlemen. They don't ignore you when you are in need of companionship. They are write sweet notes to you from time to time, and actually mean it. And they always respect your needs and wishes before anything else. These men are not from Mars, but created to complete a woman right here on earth. To balance her emotionally and to pretend like she is the centre of his universe, just to make her feel special. He makes enough money to spend on her, but realizes that his attention is what is more needed than anything else. And these men NEVER make excuses. These men NEVER lie. And these men NEVER strip you naked with their eyes. They are just...perfect. But they don't exist.
So take your pick girls. Because this is all we got.
