The effing emotion...Jealousy

Jealousy is what makes a womans world go round. Gone are the days when the gender of a new born child was determined by glancing at their genital region, now if the newly born baby gives a one-eyebrow-raised *why the f*** was i born in this hospital?!* look, you can definitely bring out the pink!



Females were filled with the need to be the best at every thing. Thus the competitive nature. We want prettier clothes, more expensive makeup, higher branded accessories, better looks, in all we want to be the centre of everyone's attention. And afcourse, we got the 'no sharing' rule here.

Weak, vulnerable women morge into superwomen with extra ordinary powers where competition is concerned. You can have a down-to-earth village girl turn herself into a supermodel where threats to her realtionship may be concerned.

So imagine yourself walking through a highschool corridor during lunch, convos as such will be commonly heard around female groups:


"Hey! 'sup?!""OMG did u see Sarah today...she had her hair streaked purple over the weekend..How totally gross! I bet that ugly
butt of her boyfriend hates it too...""Yeahh..dunno what he sees in her...prolly feels sorry for the sad little b****"


"Dude im so getting that LV bag we saw yesterday...Nell will freak out when she sees it!""OH and dont forget flaunting ur gorgeous nails too...that salon did the greatest job. The girls are gonna hit the
floor trying to figure where u got them from! Muahahahaaa*..."
(*laugh of a Prada devil a.k.a THE biatch)

Crossing a jealous woman is like crossing a very hungry tiger in a bunny costume. Very dangerous. My advice to you when you see a jealous woman is...STAY out of her way. Or you get burned.



So you think having two females share a husband and living together is normal? " Females understand each other better than males ever can and plus threesome is way better and sexier (Not exactly qouted)" ......ummm...to that i would say....PFFFTTTTTT! Who you kidding here!! hahahahahaaaa *rolls on the floor laughing till her guts spill*


Here are a couple of pointers to keep in mind before getting two Chicks living with you;
1. A woman never shares her man.Period.
2. Do not compare a woman to a better looking one in any way. Its called playing with fire. So when you have two women, its called automatic comparison...which is worse.
3. You can never give one woman enough attention. Two? God help you.
4. Life already throws enough problems at you to handle...why make more on purpose? live happy and easy.
5. Want to be unique? You'll die before the age of 40 trying to handle 2 gals. Not long to gain recognition.

All i wanna say is...jealousy is here to stay. *wink*